Schuab looks like he's coming to let you know he did 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an 8 year-old.

BTW, here they are hanging out on the bed!

R as in Robert Loggia...

Not really, most of the drivers are white.

I remember this from high school - male soap opera at its finest

Since when has ESPN let facts get in the way of a story?

Sadly, 11-year-old me never would have thought "Why the hell is the camera guy just standing there?!?"

6. If your [sic] only going to show up for food and alcohol and really have no interest other than that

Marvin Harrison scares the hell out of me. He is all charming when interviewed but you know he will also kill you.

I actually really like Indy, but I still find it bizarre that, right outside of the state capitol, they have this sign:

Tied with the Utah Jazz. 'Cause I know when I think of jazz, my mind immediately thinks of sober Mormons on the shores of the Great Salt Lake.

Hey Clark2jd, I shit down your throat every night, you fucking mouth-breathing dope.