We all know how passionate Trump is about maternity leave:

Proof positive that glasses = intelligence:

Well if a wacky woman wants to put the narrative aside then we should do it.

Why does he need to have a rally in Kentucky? Is he worried about losing the red neck vote in 2020?

Don’t forget to leave a review for her!

Trump then went on to claim that Merkel was born in Kenya.

I don’t get it either. Why would Spicer order muffins?

You’re giving him too much credit. Washed up implies that he would have had a modicum of success.

I also don’t think Donald knows how to be an adult, let alone the POTUS.

I think she’s fine the way she is now. She’s at least leaning towards him and trying to appear to be amicable. He’s treating her like a leper and barely acknowledging her presence.

I wonder if the mass layoff e-mails will be just as jovial.

If she was a hot blond in a Hooter’s outfit Donald’s body language would be quite different.

The Onion did a good job of highlighting the positives:

When they start cutting cameras out of the microwaves, Trump supporters are going to get really pissed.

An oil executive without energy?

It would help if he would stop binge watching the Beverly Hillbillies and get some sleep.

What if the fetus is gay or converts to Islam?