What if the fetus is gay or converts to Islam?

Can I still order birth control through the microwave? Asking for a friend.

George Costanza would be proud of the way this guy went out.

Trump is better off with a clip on tie. They are never tied properly and he apparently can’t afford a tie clip.

Why won’t the NFL recognize Chuck Norris’s sub 4 second 40?

When does it become official?

Sarah Palin’s not looking good these days.

Lock him up!

They are experts in fake news so why not?

Why is there a picture of a corpse attached to this article?

Get Twitter back up and running so the rest of us aren’t subjected to his nonsense.

Dementia symptoms vary depending on the cause, but common signs and symptoms include:

It’s not like he has important things to do.

Why is there a picture of Howard Stern attached to this story?

It’s from a commercial for a Tex-Mex burger. The women are playing volleyball over the border wall.