Now I have to give up lunch because of this endorsement. Thanks Scott!

Please don’t insult lunchboxes by analogizing them with Scott Walker. Lunchboxes serve a purpose.

No Snooki, No Showi

The only way to roast Donald Trump is over an open fire.

It was predicted that when Trump denied knowing the accusers and called the accusations “fiction” at last night’s debate, it would prompt more women to come forward. Smart move Donald.

Amazing how a guy who has been absurdly rude and obnoxious towards the media can’t get a fair shake.

Her day off had way more dancing and roller skating than I expected.

America has a plan to defeat Donald Trump. It will be carried out on November 8th.

“Take a look at her, I don’t think so!”

That behavior is so creepy.

Occam’s Razor:

Criminal charges should be brought against Trump.

The other sign should be changed to “Black for Trump” and have www.bencarson.com below it.

That “Women For Trump” sign is also expected to bring forward allegations of sexual assault against Trump this afternoon. Should be pretty damning since there is photographic evidence.

Trump’s supporters will eat this up. They are a bunch of tin foil hat wearing conspiracy theorists.

Or, he could stop being a surrogate for this jackass. What exactly is he getting out of this anyway?

“I admire the fact that Donald will someday die and if he is not cremated, his decomposing body can provide energy for the earth.”

Ben Carson, your one-time endearing uncle

He’s powerless without a knife in his hand.

I was amazed she came up with something nice to say about Donald. I honestly had butterflies in my stomach when that question was asked. I would have swung and missed.