Why didn’t they just fix it by dangling a cat-5 cable out of an active airplane flying over a runway to a nerd with a laptop in a Ferrari driven by a waitress keeping pace with the jumbo jet on the tarmac below? Hollywood has solved these problems for us people! You don’t need to go reinventing the wheel every time…

I cried when I was there. It was beautiful.

Money, money, money, money, money.

Oh man the PC I could build for $9000 would cure cancer.

That is an easy one.

What with the digital stubbiness, it’s an easy mistake.

His hand is not what she’s getting paid to hold.

I live in Belgium...When I see another mass shooting in the US I’m grateful I live here, where ill intended people have a hard time getting their hands on guns. I live in a city where I can walk the streets without any risk of dying by a random stray bullet. If I lived in the US, I would look over my shoulder more…

There’s nothing like a parent’s pride though. You can make every child in the world happy if you want, nothing beats the feeling of giving your own child his dream gift. That’s probably why the guy wants kid.

Are you a female? Are you currently covered from head to toe? Are you literate? Have you ever driven a car? Have you ever touched a man in public? If the answer to the first question is yes, and the answer to the remaining questions are wrong, there are a significant number of people out there that would have no…

Are we still celebrating the cultural enrichment that comes with letting Muslims live alongside civilization?  

Could have been worse.

Most modern science and mathematics originated in the Middle East. They weren’t quite as fanatical back then about religion. The problem isn’t any particular religion - the problem is precisely with the requirement of blind faith almost all religions have. The more adherence you require to a particular element of…

I just spent a week in Yosemite and can tell you Adams was absolutely right. While you can get “good” photos in the safe spots, going a little out of the comfort zone is good. I hopped into mirror lake which was pretty dang freezing for a reflection of half dome. The shot below I got while hopping into a puddle.

FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH KOJIMA.
NOW MARADONA AND KONAMI ARE BEST FRIENDS.

When You Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word, You Turn The Word “polish” Into Polish. This Theme Park Is Not In Poland. It Has Not Been Polished.

Raped cow? Really? Tell me, do you even think about half the shit you say before you say it?

Guinness is PEOPLE!!!!