It was not great!!! not a good choice!!! a very strange thing!! to say!!!!!

I say this but I now realize Chloe Sullivan on Smallville worked out great, though it was a much different time for comic properties back then.

Bruce Wayne’s adopted son, a fully new character that has never been in any comics

a man innovating the world

Vibrators have done more good for the world than Elon Musk ever will

We both thoroughly enjoy trolling strangers, primarily liberals, for our enjoyment.

he’s not gonna fuck you, dude

There’s a NYT article they published recently about Musk’s online personality. In short, the piece speculates that Musk is like almost everyone else on Twitter, ie miserable on the internet, looking for some validation, not finding any, and complaining about how things aren’t the way he wants them to be. He just…

where was all this awareness when steve jobs was running around in that whack turtle neck?

“Yawn, another (liberal) author for a video game website trying to take a hit at one of the most innovative men to ever live.”

Never takes long for a Musk bro to show up and post something cringy and hilarious.   

We should really help out by removing all Tesla logos we see.  Apparently branding is bad.

Famous Asshole: “Hey, look at this funny thing I found, 95 million followers.”

He reads as fratty. That’s it. 

She is...crossing the road. That is enough.

You know, I’m getting really bored of this now. I’ve been reading Kotaku daily for about 15 years because it was written with a real enthusiasm for gaming and it felt fun to read as a result. There were silly in-jokes, Photoshop contests, etc.

If you only want to watch one episode of Stranger Things per week, you can.

To Whom At The Embracer Group It May Concern;

Kotaku: “Hope you like new games!!!!”