Why is this entire article written like this is something Disney hasn’t tried before

I think I went to school with this guy. As I recall, he had an uncle who worked for Nintendo and knew how to jump over the flagpole in Mario.

This is dumb. The Academy Awards are awards the industry gives to itself. There is no lack of award shows that exist basically to give statues to popular shows and movies. Other than trying to stop the declining ratings, I don’t see the point in this.

Several years ago, we met my sister’s new boyfriend at Thanksgiving dinner. While the food was being passed around, my mother asked what he did for a living. “I’m sort of a micro-economist,” he said. After a pause, my mother asked, “What does that mean?” After an even longer pause, he said (in a line that is still an…

“Did you know that disco record sales were up 400% for the year ending 1976? If these trends continue… A-y-y-y!”

‘My girlfriend is an NFT from Canada, you wouldn’t have met her but my ownership of her is on the blockchain.’

When Warren Buffer starts buying cryptocurrencies in large amounts, then I'll take notice. Until then, I'll refrain from taking investment advice from Lebron James, Larry David, Matt Damon, Rob Gronkowski et al.

Also, if something claims to be a good way to move money around and the adult entertainment industry has noped out, there’s a good reason.

Good that you’re volunteering, proofreader. By the looks of it, Matt isn’t getting paid for this either.

Is this a competition? Did I win?

The reason you can be sure that cryptos aren’t money is that you’ve never seen an advertisement for money.

Lindsay Lohan looks pretty good for being 67 years old.

Far as I can tell, zero outlets did their due diligence or ever bothered to directly ask or follow up on the Troy thing, because “Troy Baker sells NFTs” is a far more attention grabbing headline, so to clarify...he was never shilling for NFTs.

Dude’s on a pretty popular weekly podcast where he explained all of this,…

Came here to say this. Can’t say Clancy Brown enough times. There’s no beating the classic DCAU.

It’s amazing how many of the voice cast from the DCAU are just the definitive versions. Keven Conroy, Mark Hamill and Clancy Brown are all ones I hear in my head when I read the comics.

It’s plausible, but real dictators know you arrest then figure out what they did later when filing the paperwork.

If you can find them ... 

They should really hire that Via Bloomberg person to write here instead

One question: does Natasha Lyonne say “cock-a-roach” at least once per episode?

Big deal.  It’s not like solar is feasible in a place like Florida anyway.  They get, what? like 10 sunny days there every year?