Good things happen too, but they don’t get clicks because they’re boring.

Oh yes, it’s called Mothers and Lovers

Have you seen that ad where Plaza just suddenly bursts through a guy’s wall back-first, and then spontaneously takes a selfie with him? That NEVER happens to me.

The Price Is Right doesn’t give out elephants.....Let’s Make A Deal does.

Yeeeah, we don’t talk about that. It was a live-action series about four annoying teenagers who found a way to digitize themselves into the computer world. None of the wit or drama from the original series was there; it was just trading off the name.

He’s here now and he literally copy-pasted the post he made before.

This whole thing’s a stretch. Must’ve been a slow news day if we’re trying to connect Lazor Wulf to Bezos.

The article was deleted? I’m assuming the man who wrote it was deleted too.

Well, the designs in that image really do look bland. The reason we had so many great cartoons in the 90s is because everybody was allowed to design their own style. A lot of the low-rent efforts are STILL copying Family Guy.

Headlines around here have always been clickbaity. There’s one up above that simply says, “We Know How This Ends.” No explanation. The only way to find out what that means is to click on it, which they’re banking on. Usually, the results are not worth it.

Feels like I read one of these every two weeks. The turnover rate has become a lot more frequent ever since Spanfeller.

Ash was here less than a year. How bad IS that office these days??

Whether they do the nasty under the plane or not actually depends on how you play. If you keep Tifa in your party and answer questions in her favor, she’ll not only be your date at the Gold Saucer but the Highwind scene late in the game will have alternate, heavier dialogue. Then later on when another character says…

It’s because they don’t let you delete posts, so all I could do was edit it as nothing.

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“From NATO’s perspective, Disney’s strategy with Disney+ should be considered “a pandemic-era artifact that should be left to history with the pandemic itself.” What’s important to bear in mind is that while we may want to think of the pandemic as history, it is still ongoing and affecting people on a daily basis.”

I knew Mantzoukas had to be on that list somewhere

All those people would exist whether Twitter did or not.

So this is wild....Kearney actually responded to my previous post, but I cannot star it and ungrey it because Kinja is so broken.

I’d be interested to know what happened to Michael Kearney, a child prodigy that got a lot of press in the 1990s, mainly for being a bit quirky — his life goal was to become a TV game show host. (A producer tried to cash in on the hype and signed him to a deal, but none of the networks wanted a game show hosted by a…