Evidently not, or they would also be trees.

“Tree-Swift”? I don’t get it. I think they deliberately softballed that one because they KNEW how zealous her fans can get.

“At the time, it was both acceptable and even kind of cool to wear big belts, military patrol caps, and layers upon layers of tank tops, t-shirts, and vests”

Now, see, THAT would make sense. I have no proof beyond a comment I read on an AV Club article, but I have decided to believe it, because the truth is just impossible to swallow.

Took the words outta my mouth.

They seriously call it “Zestimate”? Ugh.

It would  take Glomer for me, and I dunno if they’re willing to go that far.

To get financing for any show, you have to win the approval of a bunch of old rich white men, and they likely lightened up when someone said “Punky Brewster.”

Okay, this is the second article I’ve seen today that exists solely to call out Wario’s fashion sense. Did you guys get together and plan this?

The day that’s full of woe.

Ugh, Gough and Millar. I’m expecting a lot of close-ups of people’s faces from a downward angle, and a lot of product placement.

It’s a shame this comment will be in the greys, but I know more about Zeta than anyone else here, so I might as well try: this was originally supposed to he a more faithful spinoff of Batman Beyond that kept the dark visuals, but the executives meddled and demanded it be lighter in tone. Since no one got the…

This is not what Peak Oil means. Peak Oil doesn’t mean “demand for oil will now go down forever until it disappears.” It means the opposite: “it is now impossible for the current oil supply in the entire world to satisfy demand.” Peak Oil (the real one) would be a very very bad thing for a world still dependent on…

Why do only a handful of games let you adjust FOV? It should be in every first-person game. There should be a law.

I don’t know. If they knew anything about video games they would be writing for Kotaku, not here.

I don’t know where you heard that the Pacs are siblings but that has never been true. Unless you’re making a joke.

Link and Zelda can’t be together because a different Link and Zelda are born every 100 years, and if one pair of them ever consummated, the rest of them would be inbred lovers. It’s that simple.

Yeah, I doubt he’s getting any royalties from this or that CN reboot

It’s a good thing Craig McCracken is preoccupied with Kid Cosmic right now so he can’t see the horrible things WB has been putting his first-borns through.

I hated angsty teens when I was an angsty teen, and I haven’t grown to like them now.