There was not enough Xan on that show. Not nearly enough.

The easy answer is “because most royalty stories are escapist fantasy and you’re not supposed to think about it, just get lost in it.” Remember: this is also a world where monarchies work.

If there’s anybody out there who doesn’t hate Angela Anaconda with a passion, I hate yet to meet them.

I seem to be the only one on the Internet who has actually seen the episode. I dare anyone here to try to make it through that one -- the Jimmy Rebel character utters some of the most racist sentences I’ve ever heard in my life. In song. And it was banned well before this — it only aired once.

I remember when Polley was Ramona.

The Ugly Truth is creepy no matter what.

A lot of early attempts at computer animation rode entirely on their own novelty: “WHOA, IT’S COMPUTER ANIMATION FOLKS!” The first computer-animated feature film was almost The Works, an art-like experiment with a nearly nonexistent story. But that project ran out of money, and the ones who were first were instead…

“Barrymore’s eponymous show kicked off its CBS run on Monday”

Cartmen are out there and need to be mocked. Mockery takes away their power.

Actually, Crash Bongload: Shitkicker Ph.D. debuts on SyFy’s TZGZ block next week.

And that gets hammered home quick. When the teacher scene happens, you’re less than five minutes away from the revelation that Jenny’s father is a child molester who abuses her every day, which is far darker.

Why did you NEVER bring up the frying pan ad???

I can’t be the only one who’s never heard of them before.

Yeah, Death is pretty great, but watching these happy-go-lucky goofballs get tortured in hell just feels....wrong.

Stop giving him attention, please, that’s what he wants. No movies, even if they cast him in a bad light.

Ohhhhhhhh, we’ll see what Spanfeller has to say about this.

I’ll take it if you don’t want it.

I’m hitting the cancel button. I just haven’t used this service often enough for even $6.99 to be worth it. I’ll probably come back for The Mandalorian later this year but for now I’m bored.

Whenever they’re able to make the next season of ST, it’s going to be weird when Eleven somehow grows three years older between 1985 and 1986.

About the premise of that podcast....I don’t know what kind of person cracks open their old children’s books to hunt for things that offend them now, but that kind of person needs help.