Penders has no legal right to the SatAM characters; they were developed for the show.

Will the menu items be based on classic and beloved properties, or will guests be forced to order a Council Of Dads Frappucino?

What about it would make you cry if you held it? I don’t understand that part.

That’s true for 90% of the articles that run here. Some might say it’s the AV Club’s “brand,” but I don’t remember it being this bad. The site has kinda become a parody of itself.

LOL at the stock Atari sounds coming out of the Nintendo Switch. Though I guess it’s technically possible. He must’ve been playing an indie throwback.

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They absolutely have to point out that they disapprove of this person, or else we’ll think they approve of this person!

I don’t know what you mean; I remember that movie competing with the Flubber remake, and unlike Antz they couldn’t be more different.

I can confirm this! Barbie would have shown up in the first movie in Whedon’s version, based on Sarah Connor so heavily that her first line would have been “Come with me if you want to live.”

Where was Villanelle at the beginning? I don’t believe that room was a set because no studio would have THAT many suits of armor on call.

They definitely don’t, and neither does anyone involved in the making of said movies. It’s just more plausible to an American with a foggy knowledge of geography that if you go looking for tiny little absolute monarchies, you’ll find them next to Denmark. Shrug.

Do either of those princes ever travel to a small American town during Christmas and fall for a college student who bakes muffins for a living? Because Hallmark tells me that happens all the time.

Oof. Even I’ve never been THAT harsh.

#FrancesMcDormandIsOverParty

This was a really entertaining post — I wish you were writing for the site. But I will nitpick that there was definitely a recession somewhere in between 1996 and 2007. It was not as bad as the economic tsunamis we would get later on, but you can’t really group the 2000s in with the 1990s.

Don’t use that emoji unless you mean it, Ubisoft. You better mean it.

I want this to be made law just to annoy them.

It’s a Paramount show, right? What streaming service is Paramount attempting to start?

Not sure what to think. They’re gaining An Evening With Beverly Luff Linn, but they’re losing The Day My Butt Went Psycho!: Season 1-2.

Plus, she’s great at making voices -- no filter necessary!