There’s really no point in getting attached to anything on Netflix anymore

What were the 2003 numbers? It didn’t get big until then.

I want Fairy Godmother Nora to get her own procedural series where she helps a different kid in every episode, and also solves murders.

I just found it now. It’s Friday.

“Look, the globe isn’t in the best shape right now....”

For those who have never heard the song I Still Believe before, it’s basically the kind of thing Nickelback would make only not as heavy. Make of that what you will.

This is the problem.....Netflix gives their shows so few episodes to tell their stories that 1/3 of them consists of early awkwardness.

1765: “Let them eat cake!”
2020: “Let them make kids!”

Montezuma’s Revenge, at least. I think there were some others.

That’s why I’m gonna be so sad when Indy 5 comes out and the first scene is Indy looking solemn at Marion’s gravestone. They married them in Indy 4 thinking that was the last one. The next director will be like “how’s Indy supposed to pick up chicks? Kill the wife.”

The toilet paper hoarding I do not understand. You need sanitizer to fight Corona. Toilet paper, on the other hand, won’t do a thing to protect you. No matter how tightly you wrap yourself in it.

Are you sure Cree Summer was Lenny? Cree isn’t white.

I was wondering, “Where’s the article?” And I thought it was a glitch because Kinja often forgets to load things (due to its quality construction). But then I noticed the black bar on the bottom, almost invisible.

I honestly thought it was bold of B99 to make Jake and Amy infertile, but....that spoils where this is ultimately going.

Enjoy mowing, eh? I take it you don’t have allergies.

I can’t stand Frankie for the same reasons. In fact I’m debating dropping the show altogether — Frankie annoys me that much. I’ll see how I feel about the season premiere, but the kids are so hardcore-bratty they ruin the whole thing for me.

Well, duh. You have Brett Gelman, you wanna use as much of him as possible.

I remember when it premiered and reading a description of the first few episodes that turned me off. “Someone uses magic to make somebody else drink semen!” was the scenario, and I was like “It’s THAT kind of show? Forget it, I don’t want a Farrelly Brothers fantasy.”

I want to take a crack at this. A Russian-accented terrorist mastermind with a hook for a hand takes the Nakatomi Plaza hostage. Among the hostages is Wendy Pan, estranged wife of a tough, unshaven ex-cop who also happens to be a flying manchild. And—-

Amy is the main character, the center of the show and the center of the overall story arc. She had finally become manager, and the staff was planning to unionize, and she would have to decide between her career and her friends....that’s what it was building toward, but now I bet she gets a bigger promotion and…