I don’t see any mention of beavers here. Did Futurama lie to me?

I  thought this title meant “Alison Brie as a centaur, trying to navigate life and love in this crazy world.” Now I feel let down and really want to see THAT movie.

“If love you Frogger...”

If Robopon couldn’t get sued, this’ll be fine.

What was with that random boy band song that started playing when the fight went down? Complete tonal mismatch with what was going on. Was it a temp track that got into the real episode by accident?

Parker is a super-hacker, and could make it appear that she sent one message while actually sending another.

I still don’t understand why Weisz isn’t in the third one.

We’ll know on February 21 -- that’s when Call of The Wild starring Harrison Ford comes out, reportedly the first film to have the “20th Century Studios” branding at the front.

Speaking of capitalism, there’s an entire industry devoted to presenting the news in the most pessimistic manner possible, because it sells better and grabs more eyeballs than positive news. This predates the Internet. They were doing this in the 90s, which everyone now remembers as idyllic. But I was convinced by the…

Could’ve been worse. Could’ve been Comcast.

“Giving people more time leads to more crunch” doesn’t make mathematical sense, and I only believe it because it’s coming from you, Jason.

That Spider-Man line made me groan so hard. We got that instead of “Face it, tiger.”

So is “Diary Of A Future President” for adults too, or is it an annoying tween thing that could run on the Disney Channel? This is important information, so I don’t accidentally start playing it assuming it’s good, and then have it stuck in my “Continue” bar for all eternity.

This felt like a computer AI wrote it by scanning all the previous episodes, picking out common jokes and plot beats, and regurgitating them. “Here’s where Chidi gets nervous about something. Here’s where Tahani brags about knowing someone famous. Here’s where we mention ‘penis flattener’ for the 70th time.”

What is the “correct” portrayal of someone on the spectrum anyway? Symptoms are so diverse and far-ranging that it’s impossible to nail it down to just one string of behavior patterns....”if you’ve met one aspie, you’ve met ONE aspie.”

The alternative is to not have games at all. The only other human amassment massive enough to create a modern AAA video game would be a government body, and they’re not interested in using their resources for such a thing beyond promotion of the Army.

If the point is to make fun of bad sitcoms, they already did it with that one thing co-starring Jack McBrayer and Triumph The Insult Comic Dog.

Weird timing here; last week THIS happened:

You’re thinking of Naked Came The Stranger. I think James was sincere.

Here are the worst ideas I can come up with: