And to think....she just celebrated her 85th birthday.

I mean.....you leave it on Friday for two years, and those are the results you get. Half of me thinks this was on purpose.

Oh, try as she might, Kristen Bell can just NOT look evil.

Oof.

She exits the room, the stove turns on and a knife rises from the cabinet. That stove didn’t turn itself on and that knife didn’t rise by itself. She wasn’t in the room so she couldn’t hallucinate those things. That’s how we know.

If you say so, Leigh, but it all looks pretty straightforward to me (and it’s fine the way it is). The only way it wouldn’t be telling everything was if there was some crazy twist, like “she really IS imagining him!” or “they are BOTH dead!” or “she’s a ROBOT!” I can’t think of a twist that wouldn’t make it worse.

Neill Blomkamp wanted to make the very Alien movie you speak of, but Fox wouldn’t let him because Ridley Scott was back and he wanted to make lots of mediocre Alien prequels.

You don’t like Miles? I’m afraid to ask why.

Good question. I’m also disappointed by the lack of Garfield in sunglasses riding a skateboard.

“Oh no, I can’t say I Love You!” is one of my least favorite plot tropes. The moment it starts you know he’ll never say it until the final few minutes. And it’s not really believable that they’re at the point of living together and he hasn’t said the L-word yet.

Hit it with the lack of personality. She kinda just...sloths through every scene.

I guess so? The rifle was in STAR Labs....

I also liked The Unusuals. There are two of us, at least.

So many unsung heroes in this post. Poor neglected Hampshire. I hope she finds the love she needs one day.

On the contrary, Season 3 was when Better Things became nearly unwatchable, and it was teetering on the edge before then. I don’t know what’s worse — Sam’s bratty children or her cackling old-lady friends.

The world in general is changing. If the first Mortal Kombat was released now, the Kotaku game review would say “I cannot justify enjoying such cruelty.”

I forgot what this heist was meant to accomplish. Something about crippling the Dark Army’s finances, I think? Would it still count if everyone knows the servers have been tampered with? In real life, it wouldn’t.

They were the same guys who chased Kevin McAllister 27 years ago.

Could someone please explain this “herb” insult to me? What horrible, filthy innuendo am I not getting?

I can’t be the only one who really wants to give Mary a hug right now.