ihopeicanchangethislater
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ihopeicanchangethislater

Wow, you’re so annoyed with this Brent character that you memorized all his lines. Reminds me of when the Parents Television Council goes on one of their rants and describes the scene that set them off in VERY THOROUGH detail — they just can’t forget a single second of it.

This may be the greatest Kinja I have ever witnessed in my life.

In addition, it’s the same joke in every skit: “here’s this beloved property, now watch us make them do something really SHOCKING and NAUGHTY! Hee hee.”

I don’t know what it says about me that I tried to think of halftime acts I WOULD watch, and Weird Al immediately sprang to mind first.

Citation Needed

This might’ve been your ONE chance to ask them what the Seether was, and you didn’t take it.

Not unfounded at all if you saw the whole season. You know what this is about....

“EEEEEEEEEEEND!!!” --Tom Servo

Silly New Yorker, cars will never truly be replaced. Speaking as someone who bikes everywhere and takes the bus anywhere too far to bike, there are times I really wish I had a car. You can’t haul something large and heavy across town on a bus. And forget traveling outside of the city, let alone the state.

This feels like it was either already announced, or it’s already been on for three years and I just didn’t notice until now.

Is Walker Texas Ranger a cool property with the youth right now? It sure wasn’t when it was new; it was a goofy thing your parents watched.

Rambo has never NOT been controversial. When he was new the conversation was “WHAT are we teaching our children??” In 2019 the conversation is “WHAT are we teaching our grown-ups??”

Tom Welling had the acting skills of a Roomba and Rosenbaum was about as intimidating as a wet mop.

Whenever Bialik makes decisions like this I have to be skeptical of her IQ claims.

What, are you a gigantic Kristen Kreuk fan? If so, why?

I don’t know who Dan Ryckert is, but already I don’t like him!

This is a great analysis of the Link’s Awakening soundtrack:

Hah, it’s been a LONG TIME since I’ve played through Link’s Awakening without having the Fire Rod throughout the whole game.

The only good part of Smallville was Chloe and......well..........reality sucks.

Last Halloween they hit us with the one-two punch of Castlevania Season 2 and Sabrina Season 1; this year they’re sitting the holiday out ‘cuz we got nothing.