You can also thank Wendy Carlos, and her wizardry with early synth...she scored both the trailer and the movie. This composition is called “Clocks.” Wendy is still available for work, but for some dumb reason she hasn’t been called in to score Doctor Sleep.

Is the “surprise” in the headline sarcasm? It’s been extremely obvious since Day 1 that they could do this.

Like...in a real bag? I don’t remember that.

Thing is, Xenu is the villain in Scientology’s backstory, not the one they worship. And I only know that because of the South Park episode.

That reminds me.....weren’t we promised a fourth season of that show at one point? Whatever happened to that?

I would know. And Phil Keaggy’s “Wake Me Up When The Rapture Begins” was totally ripped off.

Only one person in the world still uses the word “abattoir.” That’s a Holkins paragraph, all right.

Is Rob Thomas going to explode Major too?

Hooboy, THIS talkback is gonna get NUTS.

Sorkin doesn’t voice-act anymore.

Yes. It’s HBO and everything else Warner Media produces on top of it.

At least it’s in a place where I never have to see it.

Of course you don’t know who Li’l Jinx is......you didn’t grow up with the digests, apparently. This is the only appearance where her name makes sense though.

*scratches head*

GOOD HEAVENS YES.....I had to watch the climax through my fingers. Every time I thought it was safe to look up again, there were the EYES again...

Even after all these years of advancements in CGI, the strong scenes in Pinocchio are still as strong as ever. Those guys working at the early Disney studio were true masters.

There’s a time and place for bringing up stuff like this....but an article about a Ringu movie is...kind of pushing it to the extreme. I mean, if you can’t even talk about THAT without ranting....

This piece is proof that there’s no subject an AV Club writer can’t politicize.

For once Dowd isn’t alone — critics all over the place are tearing this remake apart. Alas, it’s not gonna stop this thing from making zillions of dollars.

I also disagree; the parting shot of the Mind Flayer at the end of Season 2 was to show it was trapped in the Upside-Down but burning for revenge. It was able to come back simply because a new portal was open.