There’s a better way to defend that separation without....y’know....committing your soul to hell. That part is entirely optional....

Playing themselves, huh?
Alternate title: Wes Craven’s Newer Nightmare

They would be shut down forever. The problem is unfixable with bots -- there will always be loopholes no matter how strict they are.

I figure the nostalgia will manifest itself through creepypasta. Scary stories about watching “cursed videos” from back when YouTube was unregulated will be very popular.

Yup. He’s one MRA video away from turning Neckbeard. Older kids are going to go to YouTube anyway, so they need to be taught to treat NOTHING they see on the site as fact.

Technically true, but to thoroughly check every last video, you would need an army of millions posted at computer monitors 24/7, and I’m assuming you would want their wages to be livable and their employment plans to include health care. Yes, all that would take money, probably more than YouTube or its parent company…

Thanks for this, Gita. It’s relieving to know you’re somewhat chill in real life, but the impression you and most other GMG writers give off sometimes is that you’re fishing for controversy, reaching to make an issue out of everything, and making it so no one can enjoy anything anymore without being accused of racism,…

Is it too much to ask that they actually film it in Portland? It was written there, it was drawn there, it was published there.....please don’t shuttle this to Vancouver BC.

Of the options we have, “Stumptown” most brings to mind what’s going on here.

*writer’s phone rings*

I guess psychic hotlines are back? I saw ads for a few during daytime cable TV this week. I thought they were banned by the FCC.......of course, we’ve got Pai in there now so.....

The first time I played the Dentist’s Office, the guy never materialized for some reason. I just got the items in there and walked out. Then I replayed it and he showed up. >_<

I have to wonder how big an outcry there would really be if YouTube eliminated comments. I wouldn’t miss them.

No -- that decade was worse. Are Corky Romano and Norbit remakes what you want?

One mystery still feels unresolved for me....why is it called Russian Doll?

I normally groan when politics are worked into things, but that, right there, was flawless.

Well, Seuss was alive when The Grinch Grinches The Cat In The Hat became a thing, and there were puns in there like a “darkhouse” instead of a “lighthouse,” so.....

Fifth time I’ve seen a “Ryan Adams” newspost this week, and I still don’t know who he is. To be honest I don’t care to know who he is. Just confirm this for me.....

Iron Man was a B-list character at one point. Barely anyone knew who Black Panther was until last year. All they need is the right vehicle, really.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t look like Hellcat and Jessica will be teaming up. Season 2 took the show’s most compelling relationship and flushed it down the toilet for the sake of needless drama, so odds are Trish and Jessica will be mortal enemies throughout the remainder.