All those jokes about potential “killer smells” or “tastes that kill you” movies....we’re gonna get those now, I swear. Investors will want to fund them now.

And some of us longtime fans of Clone High knew all along.

That’s why you need a DVR with some kind of fast-forward function.

It’s now or never. Remember the 90s when you could make an online marketplace for any specific niche (like Pets.com) and make major bank? That was only when it was new and there weren’t any monolith brands established yet. Eventually the market settled into an Amazon-related groove and it became much harder for anyone…

No she didn’t. The episode ends with Mickey locking her mother out of her own house.

Not with the frequency that these kids are, and never with the severity. The way Mickey (or Mikey....I forget her exact name) treated her mother in the award show episode made my jaw drop. If I had ever done or said anything close to that, I would’ve been sent to a psychiatrist.

Wait...you have to buy them? I thought there was a committee that decided who gets one and when.

If all kids were like the spoiled brats on Better Things, humanity would have ended a long time ago due to mass infanticide.

90s voice actors don’t get nearly enough work these days. Let’s see more Cree Summer, Rob Paulsen, Billy West, Maurice MaMarche, Tress MacNeille, Jim Cummings....

For me it loses a star due to how utterly intolerable the children are.

Every few years I hear the VERY LAST posthumous release from Harvey Pekar is about to come out. Then it happens again, and again. Let’s face it, that skeleton is just going to keep writing forever.

They make ads now that are intended to wake these devices. I saw a spot for a radio station that ended with the words “Alexa, enable the WXPQ 98.8 skill.” It was clearly intended for the Echo to pick up — all the music in the ad stopped when this was said.

Well, talking Nazi bratwurst was pretty unique.

There have been some, but none have been hits. There was one with Kristen Stewart not too long ago....American something.

I’m shocked those muskrats couldn’t make it work.

What makes you think Gumball is ending? It’s still all over the schedule, whereas Steven....

Yeah, I believe it — every single division of GMG has published their own take on Bird Box, in line with their stereotypes and agendas. Gizmodo thinks it’s an anti-social media movie. The Root thinks it’s an anti-white people movie.

That is a much better list than the author’s. Who wants rotary phones and crappy unplayable Tiger games again?

Nothing enrages me more in any Netflix Marvel series than what JJS2 did to Trish. What were they thinking? The show needs SOME kind of heart to stay watchable.

This is one of the things that makes Nico so awesome, besides her Staff That Can Do Anything: she doesn’t hesitate to do what’s right even when the consequences are very heavy. Unlike the others, she can never go home again, but if that’s what it takes...