As someone who has despised Tumblr for years, I’m enjoying all this way too much. It’s like chocolate, man.

Needs Arnold Schwarzenegger screaming about a cookie.

You’re saying Amazon drones failed to become a thing....because a disgruntled employee planned to send millions of them out at once with exploding bubble wrap that would liquefy those who popped them?

If there’s an arbitration clause in the deal, there won’t be a class-action suit.

In cases like this, it kinda is. It’s difficult to lob this kind of criticism without implying that censorship needs to happen. If The CW got complaints like Beth’s en masse, their reaction would be to ban the episode...and that is what the complainers are hoping for.

We got a rhyming spell tonight. I was worried we wouldn’t get those. I know some people find them ridiculous, but if that’s what you’re most concerned about, why were you watching the original show to begin with? Maximum camp GO!

From that page: “The truth is, women who are good at science....or anything really....are few and far between.” WTF

I’m just waiting for the “actually, Hedy didn’t invent wifi at all” blowback. Every time one of these historical facts becomes popular, it’s eventually disproven. Remember “Abe Lincoln was nothing but a failure until he was president”? In the 90s everyone was telling me that.

George HW Bush just died. The respectable news outlets are all in mourning. How long do you think it’ll take before a “fuck Bush Sr” headline goes up on Splinter? I figure we’ve got ten minutes.

PAYWALLED

The reason Scott Pilgrim has so many video game references is because up to that point there weren’t any.....or at least any accurate ones. In the 2000s when the books were written, there weren’t any in the media that were so specific and clearly made from a gamer’s perspective. Instead you often saw a junkie flailing…

The weirdest thing about Disney doing a live-action Pinocchio is that they already did one. Back in the 90s when Jonathan Taylor Thomas was hot stuff. All the ads showed nothing but the ending of the film when Pinocchio turns into him.

How is Chidi bad? How is mere indecisiveness a character trait that ranks up there with what the other characters have done?

Hooboy, tell that to the rest of the Internet....

I know phobias aren’t rational, but I’ve never understood the thought process behind claustrophobia. If you’re in an enclosed space, you’re safe. Nothing can hurt you, because nothing else can get in to do so.

Which one is playing Ed?

So.....what’s this I’ve heard about penguins?

I was hoping this project meant the Wonka origin movie has finally been shelved. Dangit, nope.

Neither origin is correct, “stan” originates from an Eminem track. “Stalker Plus Fan” makes more sense though.

I wish someone would explain the last two minutes of Season One to me.