What is the reference I’m not getting with “Papa Swan’s”?

You’re not alone with that DVR business. The show ended a minute after the schedule said it would.

I predict after this “final” movie ends SyFy announces Sharknado: The TV Series.

This Just In: It turns out the cat is racist

How odd that the phrase got stuck in your head, and not the song.

This reminds me how much I miss Lauren Davis, who would write webcomic recommendations every single week on this site. I wish that was still a feature, but apparently she was the only one willing.

“Oh no! I just looked at her vagina!”

Couldn’t be. I remember a small business clothing store from that era called “Designer Women” as a pun.

What is a “designing woman”? Not just in the context of this title. The term was thrown around a lot in the 80s...I’ve never figured out what it meant.

I guarantee she’s really enjoying this.

In the 90s conservatives yelled a lot about society’s loss of morality and principles. Lately the consensus has changed to “I’m willing to tolerate any kind of horrible behavior as long as it’s committed by someone who’s on my side politically.” Standing behind Jones means you’ve become corrupt. Wake up, dude.

Feels wrong to me, for....uh, multiple reasons.

If the argument was “boycott Twitter until every conservative-leaning user is banned” I could see your point. We’re talking about the most extreme of the extreme, the guys who actively encourage their followers to harass and abuse other people. Jones has done that.

Explain it to me then...

I was the only kid in the world who never saw that movie, and upon watching it for the first time as an adult, I was shocked at how many truly adult remarks were in there. I mean, EVERY KID SAW THIS (except me).

Every kid I knew thought Doom suddenly turned into a toon for no reason upon being run over. I never picked up on the clues he wasn’t actually human until I saw it again years later.

Oh, I wouldn’t do it. I’ve seen the YouTube reviews -- it’s severely limited and that keyboard doesn’t even work.

Oh, I wouldn’t do it. I’ve seen the YouTube reviews -- it’s severely limited and that keyboard doesn’t even work.

By the time that thing loads one dish in its arms and starts spinning, I could wash three dishes by hand already. It’s not a necessity.

So it’s not about that radio host (who probably actually does work in New York City)? I know, that would make the song ten times as pathetic, but it’d also make it ten times as hilarious.

More like a trial separation...they’re still the same company but trying different advertising strategies.