I’m really worried about Netflix. I haven’t read about an acquisition by them that was GOOD in over six months. I have this dread feeling that all their originals are going to be crap in three years, and as usual, the masses will be too stupid to just cancel their subscriptions and watch something else. Then…

I’m really worried about Netflix. I haven’t read about an acquisition by them that was GOOD in over six months. I have this dread feeling that all their originals are going to be crap in three years, and as usual, the masses will be too stupid to just cancel their subscriptions and watch something else. Then…

Gravity Falls isn’t even close.

This doesn’t sound bright. If it’s not cooked enough, the customer could catch Ecoli or salmonella, and a lawsuit is much more expensive than throwing away a piece of meat.

Disney’s Blank Check was before that. I’m guessing those two movies were why they quit putting their brand into the titles.

Wait, how do they have her in the film and keep the PG-13 rating? She’s nude.

Fey made Kimmy Schmidt and Great News (basically 30 Rock in a newsroom setting) at the same time; she can do it again. And Krakowski will take as much work as she can get.

What’d they do to Groucho?

CW should buy it and fold it into the next season of Legends of Tomorrow.

I stopped watching somewhere around Season 3 when 75% of the dialogue became dick jokes — there is one where the only goal seems to be how many times they can say “micropenis.” I believe the episode is called “Micropenis.”

A man named Lindsey and a woman named Stevie......this band makes no sense, man......

Look at his other posts. He’s like this all the time.

I liked the first three minutes because trying to find a good bookstore in 2018 really is like that.

He needed to eat a fresh meal so he could barf more effectively.

“HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON’T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND”

She is one of the lead reasons I can’t fathom anybody getting nostalgic for the 2000s.

I need to know......How many jump scares? They would be absolutely cruel and unfair in a mostly silent picture.

That book was a reading assignment in fifth grade. Unfortunately I don’t remember a thing about it.

I think the final fifteen seconds are my favorite part there.

This is clearly inspired by Five Nights At Freddy’s....they’re gonna be disappointed when they find out the animatronics were removed for good last year.