......Aaaaaand it just became a Seth Rogen movie yesterday.

“Cannibalism” is an outdated and oppressive term. The politically correct terminology is “free eating.” The readers of Jez are due an apology.

My first thought was “Wow, a robot must’ve gotten REALLY offended by that.”

For a little perspective on how we got here:

It took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out that arcade was a greenscreened fake graphic.

Never heard of The Avocado — thanks for the tip. I need Old Intelligent AV Club back in my life; I’m sick of New Whiny Screaming Hyper-Political Yuppie AV Club Sponsored By Amazon.

Aw come on — Brickleberry wasn’t good enough for its creators to be allowed another show.

I’ve noticed a major strategy of cults is to chase celebrities, convince them the cult is a self-help group, drain their brains and then their bank accounts.

Dare I ask where that first GIF is from?

They sure drink weird-looking cocktails in the future.

How does anyone sleep in the “stomach” position shown here without dying of asphyxiation? How would you breathe with your head completely submerged in the pillow like that? I don’t get it.

As long as Arrow is cushioned in with so many other, better shows, it’ll keep getting renewed alongside them, regardless of quality.

I groaned at that Billboard list. I thought popular music back then was at least snappier, poppier and catchier than it is today, but.....apparently not?

I guarantee my parents will be duped into watching that, thinking it’s a religious movie. Happened in 2000 with NBC’s “Jesus,” happened in 1998 with ABC’s bizarre “Noah’s Ark” half-comedy.

Paul Dini literally married Zatanna — he has no need for anyone else.

Netflix has yet to produce a good original movie and I’ve heard nothing about their future plans that suggests it will change.

Ruby is 28 years old?

What’s it stand for? The first two letters must be “Audio Sensory,” but I can’t work out the last two.

I can confirm watching the show first absolutely ruins the movie. You get too used to Beetlejuice and Lydia being friends. In the show it really works!

Well, THAT would make it far darker when he walked back home and found his wife with another man.