I wonder if Jeff Bezos was watching this episode and thinking “Utopia!”

I have yet to see one annoying overzealous Truth.com ad regarding juuling. They’re still focused on “ending smoking” from traditional cigarettes, which they brag is finally attainable, ignoring the fact that teens are just puffing from other things now.

Answer to both: ‘Cause it’s on E!

Wishful thinking. Becky and Izzy will forever reside in the CW Purgatory of Wasted Characters With Potential, along with Alicia from Smallville and every female character from the first ten seasons of Supernatural.

They’re throwing away a lot of interesting characters here. I don’t understand why Barry just couldn’t grab Izzy and blast out of there?

I’m confused....why would EVERYBODY have it? Is it passed down from mother to children? Are there kissless virgins with herpes?

The marketing is very hyperbolic: I saw an ad that boldly proclaimed “Once in a great while, a movie comes along that defines a generation! THIS! IS! OURS!!” Not a critic quote, but a statement from the ad itself, in giant letters against a red background.

You normally only see pretend companions made out of boxes in cartoons as a sight gag — there was just one last night on TBS’s Final Space. But then again, Portland is a cartoon.

You normally only see pretend companions made out of boxes in cartoons as a sight gag — there was just one last night on TBS’s Final Space. But then again, Portland is a cartoon.

I really miss the days when (for the most part) stupid and self-destructive people shunned the Internet or didn’t know how to get online. It was nice to just have that escape into a world where annoying douchebags didn’t exist.

I’m glad I didn’t listen to this site. This was great. Everything was the opposite of what McLevy said.

They couldn’t have known at the time the actress playing modern-day Vixen wouldn’t be available. Now this is what they have to work with.

Bad role models are funnier, and people don’t like being preached at.

It’ll be like the original, only with canes and Metamucil.

I also want to get paid to write things like this.

No, Season 7 isn’t better. Amy is the kind of human who’s impossible to duplicate. Rosenthal tried to measure up to her obscure references and just couldn’t come up with anything. No one else is quirky enough.

Wait...wheelchair? Formerly Olympic-caliber legs no longer working? What? Need more information.......

Well, you turned out OK, right?

Well, you turned out OK, right?

I’m with you there. Those sirens are irresistible.