ihopeicanchangethislater
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ihopeicanchangethislater

Okay. I’ve seen some of the cartoons he drew while in college and they’re radioactively racist, to the point where I could get banned if I posted one here. But there’s a big difference between Seuss as a young man and what Seuss ultimately matured into by the time he was famous. In the end, he was a pretty progressive

My wish for Season 3 is for Gus’s buddies to sing about a movie I’ve actually seen this time.

This isn’t even close to the worst. It’s competently made, for one thing. There’s no laugh track, for another.

Every season I say “this season needs more Xanthippe” and the wish never comes true.

The four episodes of Stranger Things Season 3A better be good ones.

I’m seriously wondering now if it isn’t one giant Ponzi scheme.

That couldn’t be. Even with the kind of money the L&D throw around, the one thing they can’t do is bribe Mayor Doosey into allowing the kind of stuff they were doing. Playing loud music would have alerted him.

So where’s the Legends of Tomorrow review?...........

Maybe McCarthy is ceding the “lowbrow fat lady jokes” crown to Rebel Wilson. Dunno.

It was in Dahl’s will that studios were forbidden from making the sequel into a movie. So far, they’ve obeyed him.

Actually it’ll just be called Bucket.

My only guess as to why the editors picked this show to focus on was because, if the description is to be believed, Here And Now courts upper-class bluenose holier-than-thou liberal types VERY aggressively....and, well, so does the site right now.

I won’t be satisfied until Busy’s Hollywood career matches her name.

Oh yeah.....which episode has a recreation of the “Doing the splits on a crate of dynamite” scene, but with Madeline Albright in place of Lauren Graham? There’s your unfiltered, unpasteurized Amy right there.

I don’t know why you thought the Real Paul Anka dream was out of place. It was a textbook example of Amy’s sense of humor (even if her husband technically wrote it. She no doubt gave him the idea!)

I don’t know what’s sadder: a dead mall, or a mall that turned its top floor into a for-profit college.

At what point do you realize a moron is a moron and he’s never going to change, no matter how many times he’s put in time-out? Just ban the jock already.

I can’t do anything uninterrupted for that length of time; I get restless and want to do something else. It’s why I hate the trend of three-hour movies.

One of these years I’ll finally have the space in my viewing schedule to get back to Buffy (last abandoned midway through Season 2). I didn’t know I was supposed to think that part aged badly.

If a “binge” is defined as doing nothing but watching the same show for hours and hours, I’ve never done it.