Dude obviously migrated from the Root comment section; he’d be welcomed with open arms there.

Corky’s mom!

Paris is the only good thing about these episodes and that was a classic moment for her. The “demotion” only lasted one episode but it was hilarious how fast she flipped. And she said what we were all thinking about Rory.

If it’s that Brianna Wu, she’s been swatted herself. She knows firsthand what it’s capable of.

Someone’s gonna be hired to write the Z book, I guarantee it. She may not have wanted it, but she’s dead. Publishers do this all the time; Lisbeth Salander is miraculously back now.

DK64 used Flash memory, not a battery. Something must’ve gotten fried in there. My DK64 still works, and lucky you, I uploaded my 101% save to the Internet via a Retrode. Just look for it and you’ll never have to rebuild your save again.

99% of the people I hear making references to Hamilton have never paid a ticket. I cannot confirm this for sure, but since we’re all clear across the country from the only place to see it, I consider it a given.

So....my computer is starting to slow down and I can’t figure out why. It runs smoothly for about four to five hours after I turn it on, but eventually the performance gets choppy. It’s most obvious when playing a YouTube video because the audio will stutter and freeze like crazy. The fix for this is restarting the…

Sooner or later NBC is going to get the idea that they can just revive the brand and use a new cast. “The New Friends” will star a new bunch of twentysomethings, with occasional appearances from Geriatric Joey.

For a few years in the 90's the teacher was replaced with Barney the Dinosaur, during peak Barney hate. There was also this:

I don’t think I’d want to work there from the smell alone.

I don’t remember Rory getting the bag, but I do remember Emily not being able to shut up about the bag. “Oh, a Birkin Bag! it’s a Birkin Bag! I can’t believe it’s a Birkin Bag!” Being male I can’t tell the difference between one purse and another.

“I’m not an elf. Just because I baked cookies in a tree one time!”

Straining for parallels pays the bills around here.

What applications are you talking about? They might come in handy...I have a good idea for a program but lack the skill to directly code it into being.

What applications are you talking about? They might come in handy...I have a good idea for a program but lack the skill to directly code it into being.

Don’t look for a calm, rational debate to happen in comment sections of any kind — they’re usually just an echo chamber for people to pat each other on the back and rant about how black-and-white-evil the other side is. I really wish I could find some place to talk on the Internet where free thinking was encouraged,…

Just so you all know, The Librarians was great tonight.

Riff Randell’s gonna find you....

That would work if there were any place to go. Most sites are covered in Star Wars spoilers this week.