This article is way too long-winded.

Asking the real questions here. Large bedrooms are very nice. Personally, I like the open floor plan - like a great room/living room off of a kitchen/dining area - if it’s been set up for shenanigans.

Your mom’s. Heyyyyyyohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

How would Tunsil hit Joe Flacco? They wouldn’t even be on the field at the same time. Like I can see it if this was about a defensive player, but this just makes no sense.

Why should just black students boycott schools in Mississippi? Shouldn’t it be all students or people? Just sayin. Doesn’t always have to be a continual racial divide.

Plot twist - that dog is a Chow and it’s 70lbs.

“Look at that teamwork to get the ball through the ring.” - Ted Cruz

Bicycle kick to end all bicycle kicks? I hope so...

For the amount of effort this probably took...it really sucks.

How was what I said impatient or hyperbolic?

Or you can go on and continue to live in constant hyperboles... “It was so amazing!” “Now it sucks!” “But it could be amazing again!” Yeesh. You must be in your early 20s. There are ebbs and flows, you impatient twit.

This should have just been a blank article.

No idea what you’re talking about. They don’t seem pissed at each other at all.

Johnny Jonathan Back On Top. Sober And Ready. CA$H. HONOR$. CAR$. JET$. LUXURIE$. Johnny Jonathan Is Coming Back Fucking Soon! Get On It!

I’m trying to figure out why they’ll pull this any moment now and issue an apology? Some uptight douches have nothing better to do than worry about an Instagram filter.

Not sure what Ken Marino has to do with this, but I’ll play along.

Ahhh Tom Ley. Still can’t figure out what true Capitalism is. This is not Capitalism. This is borderline slavery. This is moral bankruptcy. This is not Capitalism. If it were, the wage would be determined on a supply, demand, and quality. But it isn’t. This is exploitative. And also done in a Communist country mind…

White face?

Basically the Deadcast listener took the bit from an old Family Guy episode.

So he’s done nothing.