The term “conservative feminism” is an oxymoron. The very definition of the modern conservative is to be anti feminist.

Ok but mouth sounds are a human rights violation.  I adore my husband and he generally has good manners.  But last night he was eating corn on the cob like he was a fucking typewriter.  And slurping is just non-negotiable.  Wait. to drink. your coffee.  Just wait.  Give it 3 minutes.

Wow. Was no one paying enough attention to your plight for one freaking minute? No one can have their own relationship (or hormonal) issues unless they’re queer?

I’ve been in a shit mood for days (New stupid birth control? Anxiety?) and this just after my husband came home from a 2 week trip, which means I feel extra guilty for being suuuuper irritated at how he slurps oatmeal because he can’t wait until it cools off 5 degrees before he eats it. So honestly, right now it’s…

I liked when they stopped allowing smoking in bars because I could go out and not have to wash my hair the next day and I had to take my coat to the dry cleaners less. It also marked the last time I smoked — I was the type of annoying 22/23 that would bum her friends cigarettes when I was drinking at bars and as soon…

That's really shitty.  The few.spaces they had to feel safe in were taken away by entitled little shits as usual.

Heaven. I could actually go to a crowded area without being dry humped.

As anyone with a subscription to People Magazine in the 90s could tell you, Planet Hollywood’s Cap’n Crunch Chicken was the only thing Demi could keep down during her pregnancy!  She ate tons of them!  Absolutely tons!

I went to an exchange day at the brother school for my all-girl high school meaning the schools swap a few students for the day so you can check out what the other school is like. Predicably the guys made dumb sexist comments all day but the highlight was when I was sitting in a class and felt something hit the back…

This will probably stay grey, but Fuck the Church. Also, Fuck the “Cool Pope.”

noooo, stop. that’s the new testament. that’s the part where jesus said some relatively sane shit about not being a dickbag. christians don’t like that part, they like the old one where they get to stone women for being whores and hate crime the gays.

catholic school survivor here; please find below a list of some real fuckin gems my school offered me during “sex ed.”

Exactly. They shouldn’t have anything from a movie more recent than 1995 and there should be a big picture of Skeet Ulrich and Fairuza Balk unironically having a great time at some premiere or something. I want to feel like at any moment, I could bump into a high powered executive worrying if Hackers is going to be a…

Secondly, what the fuck is an intimacy teacher

Now I tempt fate by actually living in a vehicle. *flips the bird at the universe*

Crow members

What do you listen to for podcasts politically then? Enlighten us.

Always fun to get grammar corrections from people that can’t be bothered to capitalize their sentences like they think they’re e e cummings or something. It’s an entertainment blog folks, be more chill!

I’m a vegetarian myself and this guy makes me want to eat a chicken nugget so I don’t get associated with him.