I went on a “casual sex” type of date tonight and I cannot tell you how relieved I was when he talked about joining the protests downtown and how he’s super socially conscious cuz he’s a teacher and pro-union and teaches in a part of town with a lot of immigrant students that he cares deeply about. I seriously almost…

Geez white people, if you don’t “get” the bun thing, just pretend it’s a bag of Cheetos, a pork chop, or a pumpkin spiced latte, to help it resonate with you.

Oh. That is a good one. I should try that some time.

okay but can i get an abortion there?

I was sooo confused at first about Brandon Lee dissing his father from the afterlife. Also wondering why he has this opinion about Bruce Lee.

The next day, Paul used his lawnmower to blow leaves onto Boucher’s yard and then made another branch pile in the same spot, it said.

Alice Cooper is in Johnny Depp’s band?!? Why tho why tho why tho.

But didn’t you hear his perfectly valid, rational, not-at-all-fucked-up reason? “The heart wants what the heart wants.”

Let’s give it up for Woody “I Only Raped Two Daughters” Allen, everyone.

In the past I’ve really hated on Fallon because he helped normalize Trump with the hair-ruffle thing and failed to be part of the resistance. I felt like he was creating a safe viewing space for Trump voters.

We have Kardashians pushing policy in the white house. Associating with trash is no longer a big deal.

“Tay has forged alliances with Lil Pump, who recently fired a gun in his home”

Bhabie and Vicki. Oh yeah, them. Honestly, if Youtuber lovelyti2002 hadn’t talked about them, I would only know Bhad Bhabie due to all the media coverage. You have Ms. Cashmeoutside aka Bhad Bhabie aka Danielle Bregoli (I was absolutely shocked that she was 14 at the time of her fame, she looks older), given an award…

A black child acting this way would’ve gotten maybe 3 videos out before child services was ACTUALLY called. Firstly, black mothers are questioned and critiqued for their parental skills more closely to begin with. Girls like Lil Tay and Bhad Bhabie get a tsk tsk, a headshake and some chatter about how exploitative…

I can’t even be cynical about this. I just feel sad. She looks so sad in those videos where her brother is coaching her. I want to cry. (To be fair, I always want to cry on Sunday nights.)

Hey kitty cats, what’s your drinks situation? I have vodka lemonade, zero cal of course, with cut up strawberries. I’ve been really enjoying dry rose, but the sugar in wine scares me, so temperance! Of sorts.

I actually googled “is it bad that everyone gets on my nerves” yesterday

Not just celebs, just people period. My husband, whom I love and adore and also comes from an upper middle-class background, says he wants to get away and buy a farm when he gets tired of the city life and its stresses. I have to remind him that he doesn’t even like mowing our backyard and picking up after our dogs,…

I mean, I’ll even expand it to saying “EdnasEdibles gets tired of people sometimes.” I am 42 and I’m exhausted by everyone. I go through really social periods and then I must hide from everyone for a few weeks because people are exhausting.

If they won’t visit your mama, they aren’t friends.