I can’t fault anyone for what they believe - Becca Kufrin

...and a lint roller :/

This might be the first time I am enthusiastically answering “yes” to one of these. I don’t really know why, but I’m really turned on right now. Yes, 100% I fuck the Phanatic. Hard.

Neither of these are my boyfriends!

You’ll still want to consult your Ginocologist for a Patsmear after the fact.

Escobedo Shepherd: U phuck the Phanatic, he takes you to Wawa later.

What a spectacular example of an unexamined life.

I’m not saying we shouldn’t be angry. I’m not we shouldn’t call them out on their shit and fight back hard. I’m just saying we should be able to do that without being hateful. I’m just reacting to a lot of what I’m seeing online, which is liberals resorting to name-calling people on the right, making gross…

Goddamn, that was fantastic.

His lack of a moral compass is why he pardoned Joe Arapio, a man who literally ran what he called a “concentration camp” (video) at his Tent City prison which was filled with “illegal alien”(their words) prisoners.

without resorting to gendered slurs

I have literally no idea if that tweet about Rod Blagojevich and Martha Stewart is real or fake, which speaks fucking volumes.

Conservatism is about feeling insulted, the more insulted you feel the less you have to examine your own thoughts and actions

Okay. Two things:

It’s not everyday that I get to sit across from Cristal Connors.

WHERE’S SHELLY?????

He also threw an arm around Ivanka and bared his teeth to any other males in the room.

I wrestled with this question in my thirties too. (The answer was no.) But i don’t think I could stomach reading a whole book about it. I don’t need to read it.I lived it.

Fuck Dr. Luke.

I’ve always been 99% sure I didn’t want kids, but I knew I was 100% sure when I learned I needed a hysterectomy (huge fibroids that were causing multiple issues and would more than likely return if I didn’t get rid of that damn uterus). The second my doctor told me I needed to get rid of that organ, my brain went “YES!…