No, she totally has! She just can’t make time between the Rainbow parties and huffing JemKem.

What manner of white bullshit is this?

Yeeahhh, unfortunately neither ‘not over doing it’ or ‘eating turkey sandwiches’ are things that I am capable of doing.

A year later and I have been invited to ‘brieing parties’

This is stupid and I would definitely do it.

‘Nothing much happened for forty minutes, then the colors in the rug seemed to be a more vivid,

It is, at times, better to conceal one’s ignorance. Casein point.

I will never be free.

Set it on fire and you have the perfect Trump administration metaphor — a dumpster fire drifting downstream towards an inevitable encounter with rapids and a waterfall. Rats jumping off of it would be a nice addition as well.

DISH

Very neat! Would you say it mattered what you wore,or did that only apply to the celebrities? And did they actually mingle,or did they just show up,hang with their cliques and handlers,and slink off to their after parties?

Much like when Don Jr. said he would “love, honor, and cherish” Vanessa, it’s just something you say at the time. Doesn’t really mean anything, other than “too busy right now, brb.”

In my case, date someone who gets invited to the Met Gala.

I was just there - too bad you missed the insane political commercials for the primaries. Keep an eye out for Trumpy Bear commercials. Yes, it’s a real product.

Poor guy - my partner has had some similar issues, also because of a vital anti-depressant pill. He talked it out with his doctor, and they concluded that while the problem started the anti-depressant, it’s been made worse by giving him anxiety around sex - basically, adding a fear that he won’t be able to ‘perform’,…

Agreed. They article subjects and content are so off the wall and bland it’s almost like a not funny joke. I miss the smart humor of before.

Totally agree with you on “putting out articles that aren’t funny/interesting.” Jezebel used to have a voice and an angle, a sense of editorial purpose, and I feel like that has been missing lately (last year or so, maybe more?). I look back at some of the writers who have come through here—Lindy West, Erin Gloria…

This one!

Now that we’ve got our first title, my indie press is ready to go! Website just in the final stages before launch, and we have yet to finalize plans for our launch/signing event, but it is available for sale in my shop in Hollywood, we’re starting to post to social media, and soon it’ll be in several other LA stores.…

Not really a “Craft” per se, but we made over an old pop up camper last summer and this week our work was featured on the Pop Up Princess blog, which I’m pretty dang excited about.