I’ve had so many Bernie Bros mansplain to me how “sexism isn’t that bad.”

She didn’t ‘slide in.’ She read Guiness’s requirements and followed them and broke their record. Ta da.

Same. I quickly scanned to the comments lest I accidentally become aware of how a burpee is done and accidentally break my lifelong burpee-free streak.

This is my general feeling. And furthermore—spoiler alert—we are all going to die someday. And when I get diagnosed with cancer, I won’t be thinking “aw damn it’s cause of the coffee.” Or red M&Ms, or living in NJ, or anything else. It’ll be because my body felt like it and oh well that’s how it goes.

What isn’t going to kill us? I mean, I get cigarettes are absolutely worth avoiding, but who the hell can keep up with everything else that is gonna give us cancer or dementia or a disease that will make us grow unicorn horns?

That would explain her dude choice =P

That woman is an absolute diamond.

Same.

ONCE AGAIN, FROM THE TOP:

Ugh I am...probably gonna watch the upcoming Arrested Development and be disappointed in myself.

Agreed. If I could attend one celebrity event and eavesdrop on everyone, this would be it.

I look forward more to the Met than the Oscars. The Met sounds exactly like the kind of event I would KILL to attend: getting dressed up in painful yet beautiful fashion, where it’s invitation only and you get to walk around, act like you’re better than everyone because you know you are, kiss somebody’s ass then talk…

Last night I was sitting on a bench waiting for someone and a bible-thumper approached me with a flyer. After I very politely said not thank you, she shoved it under my leg and stormed away. When I told her that seemed to be very Un-Christian behavior, she lashed out at me that I don’t know anything about Christian…

This really threw me off because usually when I’m watching something with Stormy Daniels there’s no one else in the room with me.

Bible-thumpers don’t ever read the shit in the Bible. They might as well be thumping a piece of wood because they sure as shit don’t live the way the Bible tells them to.

We’ve already arrived at the jokey part of this administration. “Oh, that Donald, what a scamp, running around with porn ladies!”

The dickweeds who fought tooth-and-nail to keep me from being able to legally marry my partner are the same Bible-thumpers who are now excusing Trump’s NUMEROUS philanderings as, “It…

Grrrrl (or you know, however you identify) I barely move from bed on the weekends, except to exercise.

I finished Wild, Wild Country this week on Netflix. Fascinating.

Movies and Streaming Thread!!

If anyone wants to listen to RBG argue before the Supreme Court, I recommend starting with Edwards vs. Healy, which was to determine whether it was constitutional to exclude women from jury duty in Louisiana. Her arguments are as clear as they are epic. You can listen to each argument and read the opinion here: