I agree. It’s giving him a very guy-from-my-big-fat-greek-wedding-who-wasn’t-greek-that-the-greek-woman-marries look. I approve.

I just spent way too much time watching all his Youtube videos....and I aint mad about it. I laughed out loud at the absurdity of most of them and the fact that if he had released these today, they would have gotten shut down IMMEDIATELY (looking at you Some Girls Dance with Women).

Can confirm it is a banger.

His hair will show up before any other part of him does.

JC was also the better dancer. I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.

We had to listen to “Blowin me up with her love” every gym class for the entire “social dance” unit in gr. 10. At the time I rolled my eyes but tbh I may give it a listen now and wouldn’t be surprised to find out it’s actually a banger...

In the year of our Lord 2011, in our nation’s capital (Wash, obvi; I’m an expat) on the 4th of July, Ryan Cabrera was HEADLINING a party called “Red, White, & Boom.” To this day, people believe that I made out with Ryan Cabrera because.... why would my drunk ass NOT make up a ridiculous statement? I definitely was…

A few years ago I was at a party and somehow the iPod stopped playing shuffle and was just going in order, so the entire Autobiography album was our background noise and I was LIVING.

I don’t have much to say on this except this article links to a dirt bag from 2007 and I clicked on it and it was a fun sojourn into the past! Paris Hilton partying! Lindsay Lohan’s parents fighting! Gwen Stefani breastfeeding!

Oh, definitely. He’s a quack who clearly doesn’t feel the need to comply with HIPAA regulations (you don’t disclose what medications your patients are on without appropriate permission). I hope he loses his job and his license over it, and part of that is lingering resentment for giving Orange Mango a big rubber stamp…

With Jackson out, and Bornstein on the outs, which doctor will be entrusted with the Hypocritic Oaf?

One of the Doobie Brothers is a doctor...?

This. Basically yes, we all wear black because it hides all the dirt. That’s also why we never open our windows. If you open the window you get that weird black street dust on everything. Hence window stays closed. Heat or AC at all times. That’s also why we wear don’t wear shorts. Because you’ll freeze to death in…

This is true.

My friend’s mom is Swedish. We asked why she doesn’t make Swedish meatballs. She said “Every meatball I make is a Swedish meatball.” It took me a year to get the joke and I was in a meeting when I got it and brayed like a donkey.

This is not Swedish either. I don’t know what’s real anymore.

Hmmm...this would have been a great philosophical contemplation for 2 days ago when I was in the Ikea food court eating their meatballs prior to looking for a Tromso.

The Swedish Fish could not be reached for comment.

Moose plural should be “meese” and I don’t care what anyone says.

Maybe it’s just me but I dig the 80's Power Lesbian look.