Why is everyone still trying this?? No one is ever going to top ‘All I want For Christmas Is You’ or ‘Last Christmas’

I will say this for the last time. Do not hold women accountable for the actions, decisions or words of their partners. Don’t. Do it.

My stomach was dropping the whole time I read this. I’m so glad she got away from him. I have no doubt that he would have raped her if he had a better chance to do so.

Speak for yourself. I, personally, am a mermaid atop a unicorn wrapped in a trenchcoat and carried everywhere by invisible pixies. But that’s just me.

I don’t want to be sacred. I want men to keep their hands, and their laws, off my pussy. You think you’re helping, Kelly, but you’re not.

Most viewers tune in to the Olympics to watch beautiful, incredibly fit people exhibit themselves in skimpy outfits. Might as well be honest about it and throw pole dancing into the lineup.

Yeah, that was shocking in her usual, “Did she REALLY say that??” way.

They didn’t “legitimize that terrorist.” The contrast between what he looked like on the cover and what he did was the fucking point. Not all terrorists have dirty-ass beards and are covered in sand.

It was a French prison, however, so he probably now has Legionnaire’s disease.

I’ve been WAITING for y’all to get to this story.

You know it’s possible to say things and not remember saying them because you grew up your entire life being able to say those things without repercussions or thinking about how your words/actions impact others. This is commonly known as privilege.

Actually, if you bothered to #read, you’d know that last week was a pending suspension and that confirmed as of 4:15 CST today, he has resigned. But I suppose it made you feel really good to think you’ve one upped someone on the internet. Good for you!

“Rosebud”

Oh, totally agree. That kid is probably pretty embarrassed for no real reason other than someone wanted to make their boss look foolish

Hi Clover! I worked for Sarah Jessica Parker for years. She is the most chill, funny, hyper-intelligent, wonderful mother and friend...

Sigh...I hate that I know this but bae is actually an acronym for Before Any(one/thing) Else, hence the adjective use.

“They slink around the house like unfixed cats, while I try to announce my location at all times.”

It is a flawless apology at least. None of this “sorry you were offended” fuckery. I am grateful he was able to clear this sadly low bar.

https://www.amazon.com/review/RFWM0CFO0UMWY?tag=splinteramzn-20&ascsubtag=2db0c96b521f0480f5dd9f9cc34ff8e8a2de24a0&rawdata=[r%7Chttps%3A%2F%2Fsplinternews.com%2F[b%7Csplinter[p%7C1819132598[au%7C5876237249236177261
Every time I read this Amazon review I wind up shaking with laughter. Every. time.