Wait wait wait... you’re telling me that people aren’t just sitting around, waiting to have a sweaty, veiny, possibly hairy, semi-turgid, never as big as they say unless they start measuring at the butt cheek, wrinkly meat tube that has been stuffed into a pair of whitie tighties all day next to a droopy scrotum which…

OMG I can already see this. Lobster skin and the short marks baring an extremely white crotch area... My eyes are crying for you!!

Thank goodness all the men are here to comment! #NOTMYPENIS #NOTALLPENI #MINELOOKSPERFECT

LOLZ!

HAHAHA I LOVE THIS ANALOGY MORE THAN ANYTHING!!!!!!!!

Not as ugly as balls though. Balls are the worst.

The only thing I’ve ever sent my wife was a shirtless picture of myself back when we were both in college (engaged at the time). Even I know no women wants to just randomly receive a picture of a veiny, hairy meat log. I felt bad for my wife when I showed her my vasectomy incision, even though she asked to see it.

I like looking at a dick the same way I like looking at a bowl of chili. When I’m hungry and craving chili, nothing in the world looks better. When I’m not hungry, I don’t want to look at it because it *objectively* resembles gross things.

I knew I was going to marry my husband... HE NEVER ONCE SENT ME A D PIC!

yeah. I appreciate a fine male physique as much as the next girl... but I am never just like, dying to see a dick like I feel many men are dying to see boobs or vag. its more out of curiosity sake than anything.

We watched last night and my husband legit turned to me and said “DO YOU GUYS THINK OUR PENISES ARE UGLY”.

He’s SO PISSED he just used his rehab card on a stupid divorce when e should have saved it for the sexual assaults. UGH! Life is so unfair.

Abso-fucking-lutely, it should never be an excuse. I think too often (and I’m saying this as someone who is also sober), people tend to assume that people who are still using are bad, and they magically become “good” once they become sober.

Ugh, I feel like people were and are willing to excuse this because he is clearly wasted and has since gotten treatment for his substance abuse issues, but as a sober alcoholic I just want to say, being drunk and having a substance abuse issue is not an excuse for assaulting women (or anyone).

Much like The Beastie Boys his lyrics may have evolved as he’s matured. Just because he spouted misogynist bullshit at 20 doesn’t make him one currently. (I honestly don’t know anything about the current content of his lyrics.) Full disclosure: I’m from Detroit where he places just behind Bob Seger as our most low key…

I have this same unpopular opinion, so you’re not alone. I think he’s a true rare genius as a freestyle rapper.

Also, there is a non-zero chance that the groper was white.

But he’s a white man! He just made one mistake! Must his whole life be ruined?

Probably just made the short list for the next SCOTUS opening, given the way this administration is trending.

anyone see him being gone for a while and being welcomed back with open arms years later? i’m pessimistic that this will ruin him forever.