You know what you call a woman harassed at work who didn’t report it? EMPLOYED.

Yeah, me too. I had a few Barbies that were gifted to me, but I gave them to my neighbors. I think I still had one, because I found it when I was a teenager under my bathroom sink, completely naked with its hair cut off. I guess I did that when I was a kid, then hid the evidence? I was very obsessed with my stuffed…

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Why were you going to savage Trisha? Garth is the one who cheated on his wife.

Don Jr thinks he so fucking smart. I can barely tell what he’s trying to say, but he’s that kid in your intro psych class who is the biggest douchecanoe and thinks he’s constantly outwitting the professor. Bonus points if that professor is a woman.

It’s absurd that she’s considered a top model in the industry. I wouldn’t mind as much if she had some personality or presence but... she’s just another dead eyed, puffy face.

Jokes aside, I’ve actually been in the ‘hab, twice, of my own volition and sans intervention (because when you’re a high functioning addict you can get by without anyone, including immediate family members, having any idea that you’re an addict) so if this was my reality I would probably end up back there. Third…

I took a hot yoga class that someone came too dressed up in taped on heavy duty garbage bags all over covering their body. Yes it was a weird crinkly plastic sound for an hour and half. I’ve laughed my hardest during yoga classes for anyone that has never taken a yoga class go to a truly smallish city where there are…

Hey we did yoga in rehab! There’s some overlap there. Whatever I see situations like this I wanted what I would do. But being a drug addict I would go HAM and it would be the worst (best?) fluke ever for me.

I had no idea, I’d been holding it in so long. ;-)

I got into a fight over that damn gem at a party with a drag queen when Titanic first came out. We were having a lovely conversation about how much we loved the movie until I mentioned that I thought the gem thrown overboard was pretty damn selfish when Rose could have donated it to a museum or sold it and give the…

Oh dear. This is so absurd and stupid and delightful that I laughed and then started crying. Now I feel like I need to talk to a preofessional.

I’m so embarrassed that I immediately know that was Conrad Hilton. You’re welcome!

Issa Rae is not wrong. Women’s voices have been suppressed for ages. I’m glad shows like hers now exist. We make up more than half the population.

And nothing about timing made her throw in the bullshit framing of:

Boom, Bobby!

We already fucking elected him President.

I’m beyond sad that there’s been another senseless mass shooting in America. Instead of sadness, I’m feeling anger.

If you meet a vegan poly that does Crossfit, what do they tell you about first?