If I’d just been shot in the face by a clown, and the clown had one of those tiny bowler hats and then honked one of those little bike horns at me, I’ll admit I might snicker before I went to the light.

“I’m sitting here with Jeffrey Dahmer, who, you might remember, murdered and ate numerous people. Now, Jeff, do you ever have days where you just want to put on some fuzzy slippers, eat a pint of Früsen Gladgė, and watch old reruns of Let’s Make A Deal? Because when I get the Blahs, that’s what I do. What do you do to…

My eyeballs fell out of my head when I got to the part about the OBAMA supporter having voted for TRUMP. Jesus fucking christ, nothing means anything anymore, it’s all absurd, what are we even fucking doing on this planet.

“The KKK wasn’t fighting with the KKK. There were two groups.”

Oh PLEASE, assholes. PLEASE leave when someone kneels for the anthem. Games will be so much better without you.

If you can’t masterbate in the back of an Uber in New Orleans then I don’t want to be in New Orleans.

Highlight for me was when she is talking about the men running the industry, thier power, the beautiful women they surround themselves with just because they can, and she says something like, “And 8 times out of 10, when I walk into a room, that’s what they expect from me. The same thing they expect from those girls*,…

I just realized it’s probably my favorite album ever

on my road trip this weekend i was listening to return of saturn and then just thinking about how sad i am about 2017 gwen.

I remember when the New Yorker spots would run unintentionally funny headlines like this. Unfortunately, nobody cares about sentence structure any longer, so it’s a lost art.

“The other guy from Scary Movie 2"?

Breakdown was one of my favorite songs when I was in high school and this album was fire.

That song is so exquisite, I’m overjoyed to see it loved in writing here today!

Breakdown is my favorite Mariah song! (The Roof is second.) I especially love the last minute and a half or so, not sure what it’s called, what she’s doing there, but it’s perfect. I still have this song on my phone and listen to it every so often.

I was awed by her talent if underwhelmed by her material UNTIL I heard “Breakdown”. That, for me, remains a great song in that she challenged what a pop singer could do at that time with it, both as a concept and vocally. She also became the de facto blueprint for what female pop singers would do in future,…

Wow, that is downright scary how accurate that statement is.

I read or heard somewhere this weekend, and I wish I could remember where it was, that during times like these, everyone should be keeping a journal and just writing down the way things are- so that as our country slips into totalitarianism, and democracy is lost, we can remember what life was like. That is to say…

there’s a difference between angst and awareness. i’m not saying everything here is #wise, but the subtext of this article is: Wait forever for the guy who ignores you! It’ll def work out / if it doesn’t, it’s your fault!

All but one of my friends who died, from school or otherwise, in the last 20 years have been from opiates or drug-related suicide, too. It’s not a new problem, but it’s a worsening one.