Is there anything we can do to support this doc & the filmmaker?

Listening, not stoning. But that would work too.

And Greg Allman right after. It’s like the universe is throwing its records against the wall.

If you’re wondering how the roll out for Katy Perry’s new album is going:

I was with you until you described gummy bears as “shit candy.” YOUR OPINION IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.

We need more diversity of desserts.

And it usually tastes bad! Most importantly.

Yeah, they’re cute and all, but actual cake is so much tastier, as is pie.

CUPCAKES ARE OVERRATED! There I said it!

After comparing the videos they are similar, but are they similar enough? I don’t know.

I just LOVE that she has a lawyer named Lawless.

My only take away from Kate Winslet’s filmography: Never take a trip with Kate Winslet.

Does the dog make it?

To be fair, if my plane crashes and the only survivors are me and Idris Elba then I’m totally going to try to fuck him. Hell, I might try to fuck Kate Winslet too...I mean, if I’m probably going to die anyway then at least I’ll die having ticked that of my “to-do” list.

“I learned this from my own sources”.

“Why do you always have to point out my mistakes?”

Right? Like, we all know it was a stupid typo that somehow just didn’t get caught. He mashed enter too early and didn’t realize. But they can’t even admit to that?!

No no, it was cyber! All us mildly olds can call it that and people not in the know will think it had to do with security. We’ll be hackers. Bwahahahaha.

Oh sister...I’d be personally mortified if some of that shit somehow got out. There was lots of chat sex (can’t really call it sexting now can we...?) going on...that I remember. *shiver*

I’d be embarrassed enough if AOL chat rooms and early message boards could be linked back to me today. If today’s social media had existed.... I feel for today’s youth.