Someone had to say it, and I’m glad it was you.

Mary Fallin signed a law requiring welfare recipients to get drug-tested to receive food stamps. She talks constantly about self-reliance, personal responsibility, and cutting government waste. It’s rather noteworthy that her children are living on the taxpayers of the state, in an arrangement that in Christina’s case…

My corgi’s name is “Maybe” (the SPCA, my vet and kennel kept misspelling “Maeby”)

I know of a lawyer he could use:

It’s about fucking time we paid more attention.

It’s just amazing tho! They really don’t think ahead at all.

When nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels.

I’ve mentioned it before here that Golden Girls was really at the forefront of social issues. They dealt with elder abuse, homelessness, gay rights, abortion, artificial insemination, illegal immigration, sexual harrassment in the workplace, low pay for teachers, racism, dementia and sex over a certain age. This show…

Why are the people most determined to reproduce always the last people who should be reproducing?

Thanks! It’s been a rough few months, but I’m making it. My new girlfriend is wonderful and I am very lucky to have her.

I’m down to just Glossy box. I have hoarder tendencies and they were piling up. A friend brought me back a selection of makeup from Korea and I was impressed. So now it’s makeup and KPop for me. Unrelated but I think I found the gold standard of non pencil eyeliner. It’s by Stila and it’s called Get Inked. It’s hard…

I LOVE THIS FEATURE.

I used to get a dollar. I remember once, I lost a tooth at my great aunt’s house and I was really worried the tooth fairy wouldn’t know where to find me, so my great uncle asked me how much the tooth fairy usually gave me and I lied and said two dollars, so he gave me two dollars for my tooth. I thought I was rich! In…

I was exactly in your shoes. I fell head.over.heels in love with a guy and everything was perfect. Then he went on vacation and met the girl of his dreams. It wasn’t me. It blind-sided me because everything was great (for me - apparently not him, although I don’t think there was any malicious intent on his part, he…

And if I’m not ungreyed after I photoshopped an ibex for you people I just give the fuck up.

The hottest new thing in Moniga del Garda is La Scaletta. It has everything. Waiters that whisper the specials breathlessly in your ear, pizza cubes, chairs made of shitty tippers, entitlement cocktails, lamps that look like upside-down boobs, ice with messages inside about everything you did wrong in your childhood,…

Wow, I also stopped when she got to the “science box.” I couldn’t take it anymore.

As an Australian, and the daughter of a two-time cancer survivor, I hate this bitch. I hate this bitch with everything I have in me. I wish people would stop giving her airplay because even seeing her or hearing her bullshit, I cant handle any of it. I had to stop watching this interview when she gets to the part…

This is perfect. Like, damn.