Last night Tom Ley came over with a dildo the size of a baseball bat and gave my anus a surge. I was delayed getting to work today. I’m straight though. Not gay.

Yummy. I’d love a big strong man to dominate me. I’m totally straight though. Not gay at all. Just like admiring men and feeling their strong bodies next to me.

I’m a feminine male hipster from Brooklyn and I worship Serena and Beyonce. I’d love for them to take turns pegging me in my mangina. Jay Z could join in too (I’m totally straight though). I just love black people. Fuck whitey.

I highly recommend the straw. It lets me slurp up every last drop of my lover’s delicious semen. Tom Ley and Timmy Burke stopped over last night and we spent hours devouring Greg Howard’s delectable man nectar.

I highly recommend the straw. It lets me slurp up every last drop of my lover’s delicious semen. Tom Ley and Timmy…

Oh look, you made this about the gays. Timmy will certainly approve!!! But he’s totally straight. Nothing to see here. Nothing gay about sucking cock. Nope nothing at all.

Oh the irony of calling another journalist a hack on a Timothy Burke post.

Broussard’s comments are problematic and exude the arrogance of men. I’m ashamed of my gender. Stealing someone’s work is so rapey and the rape culture of media is such a trigger to many. This whole story represents the intersection of privilege and media elitism. I really need a think piece on what to think though.