It’s like you’re completely in the dark about what happens post-sperm donation...

I love this and I needed to hear it today. Thank you. 

Please write this book.

I feel like Joe Biden is the diet version of Selena Meyer. 

Thank you (genuinely) for following up your first comment with this.

It’s a mixture of spices that typically go into a pumpkin pie. It’s actually not bad, and there are a few things I like that are ‘pumpkin spiced,’ but we Americans have effectively ruined the pleasure of it by overdoing it. It’s the American way. :) 

spooky scary 

As long as Stephens won’t drop it, Karpf should keep going. I think there’s a decent chance that, pushed far enough, Stephens will self-implode and we will never have to hear from or about him again.

Yoffe has always been the fucking worst and I was thrilled when she left and Daniel took her place. From the link you shared:

It isn’t stupid. Prison abolition is a real thing, and no abolitionist would suggest we allow violent people to roam free.

How much do you want to bet that those nurses who refused to help her and made her give birth alone would drop everything at the chance to help some random stranger give birth in a Walmart or a taxi cab or a park bench? In this scenario, they get to abuse a woman in prison. In the hypothetical scenarios, they get to…

I genuinely admire your bedication to these puns. 

Not really. It’s a fake story. Either they made it up or their nurse friend did.

Lol. #thathappened

This is really good to know! Thank you!

You know what is actually not fair? Using your anecdotal experiences with pro-lifers to make a broad statement about the pro-life movement in a different country.

No, no, and no.

So...women do not have the right to become intoxicated and expect that people won’t molest them? 

I hate the gender binary.