Also, just throwing it out there because it’s a nice day and I’m in a good mood and I’ve been a semi-regular commenter on Jezebel for three-plus years, but: being pulled out of the greys would be so nice!

It is a BEAUTIFUL day here in Baltimore. I went and had...beverages...with some coworkers at lunch, and we had outdoor seating overlooking the harbor. (Not the most picturesque harbor, or nicest smelling, but still. We’re in Charm City.) I just finished work but I am staying in my office until 6 to study for the GRE.…

Baston v. Kentucky

Why not both?

Oh my god.  I can’t say ‘fuck the NYT’ enough.

I can’t do this for four more years.  Oh my god.

I could not agree with you more.

Lol yessssssssssssssssssssss Trudeau!

What tweet?

I’m not a fan of David Foster Wallace, for multiple reasons, but I did love his essay on traveling on a cruise ship. If you have the time today, and you haven’t read it yet, here you go: “A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again”

I’ve studied at three higher education institutions: a tiny, private liberal arts college, a massive state school, and a very small state school. Whether my professors had tenure or not, whether they were adjunct or not, whether I loved their class or not, I don’t think I’ve ever been taught by an instructor receiving …

By god if we lose, it will be Jezebel’s fault.

I don’t hate it, actually.

I heard it was the boat drinks.

please no

That was my thought, too.  I don’t think it’s a very paranoid theory.

That’s amazing!

She was amazing. And as someone who spent almost every summer of their childhood visiting family in little, middle-of-nowhere towns in the Midwest, her Olive Garden review filled me with nostalgia. :)

Stick it in the freezer first!  I love freezing it and then eating it with raspberries.  

Culture, to him, gets about as exciting as lemon pepper seasoning on a steak cooked medium well.