I know, right?!  I’m so outraged!!!!  Omg!!!!!!!!!!  Wow!

I had the same reaction to the word ‘campus.’ What the hell? Why would they need more than a couple of floors inside an office building?

I would either die of a heart attack or by choking to death on my own vomit.  Or, perhaps, both simultaneously.  

In a brief statement to Newsweek, Clark declined to comment on the specifics of her tweets or their intended recipient but said, “As the editor of my college newspaper years ago (Vietnam era), I know there is always another side to the story.”

Was it around the holidays?  If so, maybe it was the night mice.  They took the nice succulents away to decorate in their little mice homes.

She is AMAZING and her insect mating videos are AMAZING.  I was just showing my coworker these the other day.  Isabella is a gift this world doesn’t deserve. 

I still drink a lot of LaCroix, along with Waterloo and some other brands.  They’ve helped me reduce my addiction to diet Coke.  

Waterloo is so much better. It is more carbonated.

The key lime is amazing.  I’m curious how the hibiscus will turn out.

You weren’t stupid! You were young and you needed a job and someone with power over your income was harassing you. I’m sorry. :(

I can’t believe 28 people (as of the moment I’m writing this) liked your stupid comment.

Another day, another dude confirming the overvaluation of white, male mediocrity.

In the cover photo for this piece, is that picture of the woman holding the fish suggesting that there is a hack out there on how to make tee-shirt prints of fish...with real fish...?

Looks like Eric Trump...

Omg, it really is.

I have to admit, ‘Cathedral of Worms’ is such a good alias for Tomato Face.

I love my job and my colleagues.  I still feel burnt out.  

Eh.  It takes some of us longer to orgasm.  And if I’ve had alcohol...even longer.

I’m getting top surgery on July 24 (YAY YAY YAY). I find binders too uncomfortable to swim in. Plus, I gained back some weight I had lost, so I currently feel extra, extra uncomfortable with my body. Because of these things, I’m going to be wearing a long-sleeved black rash guard top and a pair of boy shorts or swim…

Thank you!!  I’m going to order a case.