THIS THIS THIS.

I have enough information to draw a conclusion that I’m willing to share in a comments section on a website. I’m not sure why you’ve come down the comments section if you believed it would be full of armchair lawyers and investigators.  Are you brand new to the internet? 

That’s not the logical conclusion to what I wrote, but okay.

I’m not making a legal conclusion because I’m not a judge, nor am I a member of a jury. I’m providing my opinion. What’s so terribly confusing to you about this?

No. Where did I suggest that the deputies should have died?

my best friend got into a car accident years ago that compressed his spine, causing him to be a full two inches shorter and in near-constant pain.

Give me a break. This is the court of public opinion, not a lynch mob.

I hope people check out your links because I do think most people underestimate what a foot of water can do to incapacitate people and vehicles.

Lol, why? 

Did you miss the part where they drove around a barrier into a known flood area? I could be wrong (I’m not, of course), but I highly doubt the court order specified the route they had to take, lol.

You sound rather hysterical.  

This makes me so happy. :) 

Here is my incredibly intellectual comment: that is a weird looking family. Even if you place your thumb over the little mother in the first group photo—weird.

Lol, ‘normal.’

Sometimes I really do fucking love the internet.

He looks like a boy band rejectcirca 1999.

This is the most apt description I’ve ever read of him.  Well done.  I’ll never look at my pinkies the same way again.  

Oh, please forgive me. I forgot you were the appointed editor of comments here at Jezebel. Totally slipped my mind.

The original comment was perfectly fine, but thanks for your unsolicited edit.  

I know someone who was her cohort in law school, and given what I’ve heard, she is on the top of my list of suspects.