You monster.

Ding ding ding! Exactly.

Ye$, it’$ truly a my$tery.

Yes. What would be the problem with that?

My turn: I would pay my fucking taxes, and I would not fight measures like this.

It would represent...silliness? You can support non-binary folk in many ways. Putting the wrong thing down on your DL application isn’t necessary.

For the benefit of non-binary folks like Dehne Lindsey. Obviously.

I know a lot of Christians. I’m AWARE that there are good Christians out there who support me and don’t have a problem with me. No shit. However, too many of those Christians I personally know are, in fact, very homophobic. And they happen to be the very same people who cause me the most grief. So this…

Nothing about the headline nor the article is inaccurate. The headline reports that Bourdain is dead—true. The article mentions within the first few sentences that it’s being reported as a suicide—true. Seems like a job well done to me.

Holy shit.

Just here to tell you how much I appreciate your username.

Uh, I wouldn’t be surprised if one of the following two things were true:

YES. I love that movie.

Rod Blagojevich

John Oliver

According to the Herald, Millan is no longer overseeing cases in criminal court and is now working with the juvenile division.

Only if she were white.

Betsy Devos is so goddamn wealthy that she probably doesn’t have to worry about dressing or feeding herself. Being able to place one foot in front of the other while maintaining her balance is probably her most notable talent.

Will you take Halo Top?

Lol, what fucking bullshit. Someone made a really good point you can’t refute, and now you’re all, “I can’t follow the thread of this conversation.”