God, he’s aggressively stupid. Aggressively.

We need to revise our bio terror laws, because she needs to be in prison for a very, very, very long time.

On behalf of all french people: Fuck you with a rusty rake.

This should become the new "may the ticks and fleas of a thousand ticks and fleas infest your pubic hair" 

As someone who is immunocompromised, may I just say: I hope she gets an infected ingrown taint hair that doesn’t heal right for at least a month. 

Seguing into Fat Bottomed Girls, right?

I’m more concerned that the whole line looks like expensive Harry Potter merch for Team Gryffindor.

Ooooh burn. Acid burn.

It’s fine, if you’re ok with the amount of dust it’s going to attract, that you already know you’re not going to clean off, and the eventual Miss Havisham vibe it’s going to give your home.

The video is the sexiest wedding video I’ve ever seen, and the only one I’ve ever been glad I watched.

It didn’t work in so far as the War On Drugs didn’t work, but that damn slogan was everywhere back in the 80s and early 90s. If you were a kid in that era, you got inundated with that crap.

“Once he’s good and high off sugar, Rep. Devin Nunes (R-Calif.) and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) come to fluff his pillows...”

Chill out Whodatcajun, it’s standard rhetorical procedure

“It proves men like him are more willing to perpetuate the fantastic narrative of negro neighborhoods needing more role models and briefcase-carriers than make the people in power stare into the sun and see the blinding light of racism.”

You are doing the Lord’s work here.

Ooh wee... someone set the ball on the tee.

She worked her crowd into a lather discussing how “chaos” would ensue if Democrats “take guns out of our homes” and force “taxpayer-funded abortion on demand, anytime.”

Well yeah what else are we gonna do with all the guns after we take them?  Use them to force everyone to have abortions, turn gay and do drugs!

and force “taxpayer-funded abortion on demand, anytime.”

How odd, Jesus told me she was supposed to STFU and GFTO.

The only thing she’s been called to do is to play opposite Robert Pattinson as Clayface in the next installment in the next Batman movie.