Everytime I see a picture of Stephen Miller I wonder how it’s possible that he’s 16 years younger than I am.

Hey, does anyone remember the end of Raiders of The Lost Ark when the dude opens the ark and his face melts into oblivion? Because that’s how I felt after seeing the words “dating Stephen Miller.”

..........how, how am i single? i’m not vile, i have a moral compass, i can be a delight. nobody has, you know, called me a siren but if this guy can get someone to consider anything about him desirable, i mean! 

Is it me, or does she look like a Great Value Zendaya? Like possibly biracial? That would be devastating.

Sure, but Miller? *full body shudders*

I just realized this guy who looks like my dad is actually younger than me.

What is with conservatives and using words like “masticating” instead of “chewing?” Really, probably biting or nibbling is the right word, but conservative writers always give themselves away pretty quickly with this kind of florid verbiage.

“Hey, you got southern drawl in my determined attitude.”

He may have misunderstood what people were talking about when they said they were dealing with 30-50 feral hogs.

And I would do ANY THING FOR LOVE...oh I would do anything for love...but I won’t douthat....no I won’t douthat 

It’s important to never miss an opportunity to shit on BBT. Thank you.

Counterpoint: NDT has taught me many things, and Jack Crosbie has not enriched my life in literally any conceivable way.

I don’t know...to me, his facial expression looks extremely bored. Maybe it’s because he has dead eyes.

SERIOUSLY. These motherfuckers are in charge of everything now. How *exactly* are they “silenced”? And really, how were they ever? Because I don’t remember that ever being a thing, unfortunately.

That subtle neck thrust thing he's doing is so off-putting

It’s basically an Ann Coulter cover.

“Tenant.”

Counterpoint: the bottom half of his face is almost Jason Statham-y, if you squint a little, so I suspect he’ll look okay when he eventually has to buzz it all off.

Side note: Blade Runner takes place in November 2019.