Like many entities that are enabled or strengthened simply by being acknowledged as existing, continuing to ignore it seems to be the best strategy.

Oh yeah, there’s no lie there. It’s just that my brain first read it as Donald Trump, and thought “yeah that’s fair.” Then the Jr. registered and I had to pause because, damn, true but harsh.

But also the most spot-on.

I’m such a Deadspin fanboy that I hate Barstool Sports despite the fact that I’ve never visited their site.

a site for boys who wanna grow up to be Donald Trump Jr.

Okay, this always confused me back when I was still identifying as an Evangelical Christian: lots and lots of Christians apparently have no problem with premarital sex when it comes to a second marriage. Someone I knew when I was at an Evangelical college was getting remarried to someone else who was divorced (their…

Ugh, I used to be a Chris Pratt fan back when he was on Park & Rec and the first Guardians... then I heard him speak in public and preachy nonsense spewed out. Then I was Liz Lemon in this:

The internet in general and Kinja in particular have very strong views on the order of the Best Chrises. It is a thing that is known. So I can’t even fathom what it would feel like to get engaged to the universally acknowledged Worst Chris, who is Worst Chris by a substantial margin.

Is it just me or does he look like Chris Elliot in Schitt’s Creek?

But what if she has brown hair and glasses???

Have you seen the 1997 miniseries from Masterpiece? It was true to the book. - and had deliciously imperious Faye Dunaway as Mrs van Hopper (casting perfection) and Diana Rigg as Danvers.

This will be the third remake. We have our leads (the two least interesting parts in any version). Now to the meat:

No one deserves to be Rebecca! *strikes match*

He’s in the new version of Into the Woods, and is fantastic in it.  He’s also in The Princess Diaries 2 as a sorta kinda not so good guy.  

Yeah, Evans has been killing it in that department lately. 

If Pine comes out with some woke stuff and outwardly supports women a bit more it’s gonna be a dead tie for me. 

I refuse to pick between Pine and Evans. 

We only see it in a long shot,

Best Chris.

that is ridiculous. and sadly I didn't even question the veracity of it once.