Collins is probably a pervert but he's also correct. The Gear shoot is indefensible. Just typical lazy Jezebel not bothering to do any research. Here's a lead: Bob Guccione Jr.

Hot dogs are not cool. Ever.

And honestly I find these very pretty and slim comedians to be just terrible models. Like the clothing is ugly enough, and then it's modeled by a bunch of hipster doofii in chunky black glasses guzzling wine—and I love Sarah Haskins! It's not interesting to look at clothing modeled by the same 30-year-old white ladies…

I've got to admire your contrarianess. ;)

How about if I say the clothes are fucking hideous? Is that OK? (I'm someone who has no desire to see "real people" models in my Vogue, FWIW. These are just super ugggaly clothes.)

Dodai, my Gemini sister, I have had a hundred names here since 2007, and I have none now, but I just made my 101st to tell you how much I love you and how how happy I am that you're leaving, because this place doesn't deserve you. I'll follow you anywhere. xoxo