Of all the boffo, jaw-dropping numbers surrounding this bachelor's sports-mobile, these are the numbers that drop my jaw in the most boffo way:

Will it keep pollen from sticking to my car in the spring? I would pay big $$$$ for that.

Can I get one with a V8?

Now with more HP

Well, it would be an immediately be a performance upgrade over the A1 they sell in the states.

I believe this is what you're looking for?

My electic leafblower is so quiet, I actually have to pump its sound into my ear buds for maximum enjoyment.

This is not a particularly satisfying example of justice; it just looks like someone made a mistake. This is nothing like the crap I see on a near daily basis where people blatantly blow through red lights, ignore right-of-way rules and disregard turn-only lanes.

JDM 2014 Honda Odyssey Mugen

If you're single, the sexiest minivan is the Honda Odyssey.

That's one of the best looking planes I've ever seen

Look, I'll admit I'm not up to speed on the rules of basketball, but bringing in an extra defender from a different team just has to be illegal.

Well that GIF wasn't completely misleading, or anything.