This explains why Peyton and Kubiak compromised on the Pistol.

Yoshi will remember that.

i fix it a little :)

The exit to the rogues camp is randomly generated each game.

OMG the tiptoeing is so hard to watch lol, PUSH R to start running!

All you need:

I like this change, but I would have also accepted that killing cows should have had the guards put on alert. You are literally killing off someone’s livelihood, so just like if you looted something while a guard was watching/around, killing cows should have engaged guard aggression.

I love that devs are being given the freedom to have a sense of humor. This is actually a great way to patch this, as it doesn’t break game theory, it solves the problem without damaging the overall economy, and it’s damned hilarious.

Well done.

My favorite ejection

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Are we sure its a LaFerrari and not a FaLerrari? A cheap knockoff?

Indeed, the gameplay is very unique and killing stuff in this game is immensly satisfying.

I used the Diablo duping glitch wayyyyyy back when it first came out. That’s got to be one of the most rampantly exploited online games ever; everyone who was anyone was running around with Godly Plate of the Whale, Archangel’s Staff of Apocalypse, etc.

Oh my God, giving Fred Durst a hand job sounds like half of a “Would you rather?” question. Like, “Would you rather vote Republican or give a hand job to Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst?” (And then somehow, inexplicably, not amputate your hand afterwards or even wash it!) I would rather vote Republican because I live…

Oh god traffic on the final lap? I loved the high beams frantically flashing, trying to get the lapped car out of the way.